December 2011
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Tonight I’m making pizza and I’ll eat it at 11.57pm, now I’ll have the perfect end to my year and the perfect start
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Who needs to go out and get drunk when you can stay in and watch Alan Carr?
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My New Years resolution is keep on doing what I’m doing because I’m fucking flawless
"New year, new me."
ohshitlvt:
Shut up.
youre forever a whore.
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argarfield:
It’s so confusing though when I see an American person write a date like 12/17/11 and I’m like BUT THERE IS NO SEVENTEENTH MONTH
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Being an annoying cunt and promoting my Youtube Channel on all of these social network sites
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youfuckingslag:
i wish i had a boyfriend.
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d-ipset asked: your voice is extremely good, wow! :D
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chl0-h0e asked: wow! your voice is amazing!x
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teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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do you remember when we weren’t supposed to tell strangers anything online and now we all go to meetups and send each other shit in the mail and tell each other everything down to blood type
Assume something about me, and I'll answer if it's...
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can’t decide what hp film to watch ;/
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
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shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
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people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
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http://www.youtube.com/user/ChantellesMusic94
8 Subscribers away from 100, I’d really appreciate it if you’d subscribe, I’ll love you forever!
Dead .
Girlfriend: Babe, what are you doing?
Boyfriend: Nothing much, really tired going to sleep now and you sweetheart?
Girlfriend: In the club standing behind you -_-
fueledbygaymen:
staying relatively calm at the disco
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masturbation-is-illegal:
i wonder how many “”“”“”“photographers”“”“”“” got their DSLRs today