February 2012
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After I sang today the most attractive guy asked for my number so that we can collab sometime. Then he said ‘Your in my girlfriend’s tutor’
Damn it lol
My dear we’re slow dancing in a burning room
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BREAKING NEWS
Common sense reveals that there is no correlation between self-respect and whether or not you show your tits on the internet or how many people you sleep with.
uslutt:
Society: You don’t matter unless you are attractive, dying or dead.
The Brits are just a popularity contest.
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
Wanna hear a noble gas joke?
Nevermind, it won’t get a reaction.
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
stateless1972:
“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely....
